ohai comicfire7

he makes my life.

"that was a very feminine thing to do..." (ima tornado)

"thats what i thought. bag of chips." (ima tornado)

"you have really pretty eyes...they're so blue! like little flowers!" (lady gaga smokes etc.)

"the really hot assistant lady that was sorta kinda hitting on iron man. doesn't she kinda remind you of that hot chick from shark tale? didisayhotchickimeanthotfish. didisayhotfishimeantgraphicalcartoon. can't have sex with fish" (ima tornado)

"WHAT ARE WE?!"
"GAY! what?"
"what?" (equator princess 3)

"the door hit my face!"
"which door?"
"the only door in the room!" (ep 3)

"everything's purple. at least it smells good. *5 stars for looking at the bright side*" (can i has caffeine?)

"my split are teething" (hot topic)

"HOLY CHEESEBALLS BATMAN!" (hot topic)

"in the moonlight your face it glows. like a thousand diamonds. i suppose. and your hair flows like the oooceans breeze. probably the cheesiest love song in the world. next to biblical love poems. YOUR HAIR IS LIKE GOAT FUR. ...i don't feel complimented." (hot topic)

"herro? ahm naauuu i di not see eet. thees ees not a chinese accent." (taste of china)

"byebyesies. it's like adding sies to the end of words is...what you do sometimes..." (taste of china)

"cause this is eating. i eat like this. HEY GUYS. I EAT LIKE THIS." (taste of china)

"...i'm not even funny anymore"

"but IIII knew they had guns cause i was the ninja spy dude. and there was this one mexican chick, 'DON'T BE STUPID.'" (midgets and yoyos)
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